Sleeping With The Stars
I’ll save you the trouble and call myself an involuntary groupie. I like to think that I am well placed. My friends are stars. I know good people. It’s not my style to brag, neither is name dropping 😀
They complain to me a lot. They get too much couchie than they care for. They’ve always wondered why women are always so eager to dish out to the ‘stars’. I am eager to dish out why… This is what happens.
The hiphop artist will rhyme about his ‘good life’, how he runs shhh, how the country belongs to him, wear these fancy outfits, have bottles of expensive liquor in his music video… Most times, this artist portrays a bad boy image. Women are suckers for bad boys. I swear! They might not necessarily fall for his charms, they might just want to feel what it’s like to be around the star, enjoy the ‘good life’ and eventually unleash the couchie.
The R’nB/Soul star will croon while strumming at his guitar/playing the piano (very few can do this) pouring out his heart. The woman will let her imagination get the best of her, wonder how passionate he can get, if those fingers could cause tremors of some kind to her body… Then she will decide to just find out and get it out of her system. There will be so many women like her, waiting to, well, let it out f their system…
The dreadlocked reggae brother, with all his weed and Lord know what else, always seems lost. He’ll appear as someone who needs fixing . Women love to fix uummm men. Like Dr. Miria Matembe, to some women – a real man is the helpless one. She will want to help him in any way necessary.
People in the media portray glamour, power, sex and money, not to mention free entrance to all these fancy events and free booze. ALL the things women find “attractive”. If you are a man and you find yourself in the limelight, don’t be too surprised if you have to beat women off of you with sticks. You have the power to say no (to couchie), after all, you are powerful. However, if you find yourself helpless, always remember to keep it safe. There are so many stars out in the universe 😉